26
Mar
09

“Making Memories” with Katat0nik

Something’s afoot at the Starlust Motel.  Something that has caused two warring factions to break out amongst its residents.  Both sides have been and remain locked in a fierce battle to the death, the likes of which Second Life® has never witnessed.  And likely, never will again.

That something?

Unicorns.  And glitter.

Le gaspe!


Starlustland Becomes “Sparkle Village?”

I cautiously traversed the battleground to investigate and seek out one of the Unicorn Warlords (or is it warladies?), Apatia Hammerer.  With a last name like that, I knew she would be fierce.  When I finally found her, I was lucky that she didn’t behead me or make me suffer any similar and quite unfortunate fate.  Strangely enough, she was quite nice!  She recounted the following about how the war began:

“One day, Allegory [Malaprop] and I were like, ‘Hey…you know we love unicorns.  And glitter.  Starlustland needs more unicorns and glitter.  Is that a good idea?  Oh!  And sex.  Let’s make them unicorn sex islands?  Yeah?  Ok…yeah…that’s more “us.” Let’s do it!'”

When the decision was made, Allegory Malaprop, Apatia’s co-Warlord, proceeded to make a decree to all Starlustland, that read as follows:

“The Starlust Motel shall henceforth be known as Sparkle Village.  It is a testament to our love, and our love of unicorns.  In a carnal way.”

The Unicorn Opposition Front Strikes Back

Not everyone was in agreement with Apatia and Allegory’s ideas about redecorating.  As horny unicorns and glitter started to adorn the grounds of newly renamed “Sparkle Village,” Stein Shilova and Melatonin Hax vehemently condemned the changes and became the leaders of the resistance movement against the unicorns.

Apatia’s gave me a rather colorful account of how the battle began by saying, “Holy s**t!  When Allegory and I told Stein and Melatonin…boy did they flip out.  I mean flip out!”  Heated words went flying between the two parties, such as Melatonin (allegedly) shouting, “Jesus f***ing Christ, Appy!  You f***ing know I hate unicorns so f***ing much!”

Woah.

Neither Stein Shilova or Melatonin Hax could be reached for comment at the time this article went to press.  I suspect they were both busy hatching clever schemes against the unicorns.

Hundreds Rush to Join the Fight

Soon, shop owners, customers, and other assorted but equally inflamed hangers around the motel formerly known as “The Starlust” began to join in in the fray, either in support or in opposition to the unicorns and the glitter.  Guerrilla-style warfare now rages between the Pro-Unicorn and Anti-Unicorn factions, complete with incendiary propaganda such as tee-shirts and signs.

The Anti-Unicorn Gecko Gorilla and Katat0nik-clad Adaire DeCuir stand off in front of a propaganda sign decrying the arrival of the unicorns.

The Anti-Unicorn Gecko Gorilla and Katat0nik-clad Adaire DeCuir stand off in front of a propaganda sign decrying the arrival of the unicorns.

Katat0nik Takes a Stand

Katat0nik Pidgeon, the proprietor of a shop that inhabits the war-torn motel, has officially come out in support of the unicorns.  I ran into her while investigating the war and she said, “When I first saw the sex unicorns at the Starlust, I laughed so hard!  I had no idea that Allegory and Apatia liked unicorns…you know…that much!  But then…”

Kat trailed off mid-story for a moment and her cheeks began to flush with what I can only describe as a deep-seated rage.  “…But then I saw the evil ‘SAY NO TO UNICORNS!’ signs!  I heard about the drama that has been going on in Starlustland from a fellow shop owner, and while I don’t want to get caught up in drama…”  She did a twirl in a brightly colored dress that was adorned with unicorns making sweet love before finishing her sentence.  “…I was inspired to make this dress in support of the unicorns, and I’m placing it in my shop for free for all those in favor of the cause!”

When I told Katat0nik that I too supported the unicorns, she graciously handed me a copy of the very same dress she was wearing that she had named “Making Memories.”  I ducked off to change, unable to resist wearing the pro-unicorn couture.  When I came back to continue to talking with Katat0nik, I was suddenly overcome by the surroundings.  Two unicorns in bed in post-coital bliss.  Another unicorn lay close by, seductively looking up at me.  I looked at Kat.  She looked at me.  And then…

Making Memories

Kat and Adaire fell against each other, consumed by unicorn fever!

Kat and Adaire fell against each other, consumed by unicorn fever!

At first, we just swooned, unable to handle the overwhelming sexual unicorn frolicking while wearing dresses depicting…sexual unicorn frolicking!  But soon, things started to heat up…

Swept up in the unicornyness, Adaire reached for Katat0nik...in a very inappropriate place.

Swept up in the unicornyness, Adaire reached for Katat0nik...in a very inappropriate place.

Things started happening in a rush, both of us powerless to stop it!  A touch.  A kiss.  A caress.  A…

Katat0nik and Adaire join the other unicorns in their sexual debauchery!

Unable to resist the power of the Unicorns, Katat0nik and Adaire engage in sexual debauchery!

The rest of the story?  Well…it’s too sordid for print.  But in my defense, I blame Stein and Melatonin for the above-documented (and probably of blackmail quality) “frolicking.”  They must have put something in the water.  Yeah….!

Joining the Movement with the “Making Memories” Dress

You too can stop by the lobby of the Starlust Motel for your complimentary dress that supports the Pro-Unicorn faction within Starlustland.  But when you arrive, be on the upmost alert for crazed Anti-Unicorn fighters.  And, be careful…you just might start making your own memories like Katat0nik and I did!

Style Notes:

Adaire ~
Sakura Skin: Minajunk
Hezza Hair (White/Green Tips): Deviant Kitties
Unicorn Horn (White): Illusions
Ruffled Panties (Purple): Katat0nik
Hya Cloven Boots (Axis Mundi Exclusive Color): Lazy Places
Lucky Star Bracelet: Violet Voltaire
Soulful Eyes (Purple): Sn@tch
Raptor Gun (Black/Purple): TalTECH (lucky chair gift)

Katat0nik ~
Sakura Skin & Hair (Part of the “Sakura” Avatar): Minajunk
Kawaii Star Necklace: Violet Voltaire
Make Me A Pretty Unicorn Playset: Beloved (Available in the Starlust Motel Lobby!)
Hya Cloven Boots (Axis Mundi Exclusive Color): Lazy Places
Tattoos: Numen

Gecko ~
Redeemer Skin: Aitui
Blaze Hair: HCT
Anti-Unicorn T-Shirt: I (heart) Starlust (group gift)
Riot (Dirty Harry) Jeans: Primitive Design
Studded Belt: ReToX
Pornstars Shoes: Urban Bomb Unit
Leather Strap Cuff: Alphamale
Proto Time Watch: Hoorenbeek
Where Were You in ’77 Necklace: Rawdolls
Ear Gauges: Aitui
Desert Eagle Guns: Breach

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Katat0nik Pidgeon

Hi! I'm a RL artist and a designer of clothes, shoes, skins, hair, tattoos, dolls, and other stuff for the Second Life® virtual world. Visit Axis Mundi to see my work and check out the Katat0nik Flickr group!

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